EASY for Finnish Professional Electronic-sports organization «ENCE eSports», containing insane player Juho «Juhob» Lampinen, who can handle both the main rifles and the AWP (Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle), incredible support rifler Mikko «xartE» Välimaa who recently won large Vectorama 2016 tournament with his team, professional rifler Miikka «suNny» Kemppi whose decisions make ENCE's opponents literally cry, irreplaceable Tom «stonde» Glad who uses Razer DeathAdder 2013 mouse @ 400 DPI in combination with 1.75 in-game sensitivity to crush his opponents, and of course absolutely crazy Counter-Strike: Global Offensive AWP (Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle) player Aleksi «Allu» Jalli, who is only 24 years old currently and who has already reached his top-level form, from the nordic country Finland (officially the Republic of Finland), sovereign state in Europe.

This isn’t soda. This isn’t health.
This is probe sode—and it’s the only thing keeping my mortal form from ASCENDING INTO THE CARBONATED VOID. 🛸🥤

Here’s how it works. LISTEN CLOSE:
I sell probe sode.
You sell probe sode.
You get 3 disciples.
They get 3 more.
We build the Triangle of Fizz.
Each tier brings us closer to probiotic enlightenment.
Closer to financial freedom and digestive glory.

This isn’t a pyramid scheme.
It’s a GUT-BASED KINGDOM.
A fizzy revolution.
A secret society of sode-slinging zealots.
We don’t clock in. We don’t clock out.
We bubble eternally.

JOIN US.
OR STAY UN-PROBED FOREVER. 😤🧬💸

-rep wall hacks

you:

Aim
58
Utility
38
Positioning
58
Opening Duels
+1.52
Clutching
+11.43

me:

Aim
81
Utility
80
Positioning
59
Opening Duels
+3.31
Clutching
+11.86