An absolute marvel in modern game design!

First of all, I have never been so deeply immersed into the lore and storyline as I was when experiencing this perfectly crafted video game. This game has you take part in a woeful journey across all 7 continents, all levels clearly distingwishable from each-other featuring an entirely different aesthetic and visual design. This masterpiece has almost unlimited replayability, I can see myself sinking thousands of hours into this game for many years to come.

However, I do warn anyone who is on the fence about buying this exotic game. It is addictive, like cocaine, but far far worse. I stopped playing this game for 2 days and experienced severe withdrawal symptoms, I am writing this review from police custody as I assaulted an elderly man for his laptop so that I could get another hit of this lifechanging game.

To the developers of this game; from the bottom of my heart, Thank you.