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Chimpanzees.
So like us,
we are both captivated and repelled.
As we move through the looking glass
into their world we are transformed.
Chimpanzees,
our forest-dwelling counterparts,
unite us with the rest of nature.
Eerily, they recall our
prehistoric ancestors.
Their social life reflects ours, too.
With paramilitary patrols
political struggles for power
and gain even outright wars.
The tender affection they show
for one another
their gestures and expressions
all seem strangely familiar.
Their invention of
tools forced us to redefine
what sets humanity apart
from the beast.
And now we discover that
chimps developed not only tools,
but entire cultures which they pass on
to their young.
Even medicine seems within their grasp
And when stalked by death,
they seem to feel a sorrow we can share.
With a shiver of recognition,
we glimpse the mind of the chimp
and realize we are not alone.

Sonic: Whoa, hey! I didn't see you there. Nice to meet you. I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. H-hey, heh, looks like someone's happy to see me. I can't deny, that's a pretty nice ♥♥♥♥, bro. It's got girth AND length. My pal Knuckles, he's all show. He's always saying he's tougher than the rest of them. But, there's one muscle he doesn't know how to flex. Anyways, you're a solid 9.5/10. The only reason I took away half a point is cuz I know a certain cat that's just a bit more well-endowed than you are. Ehh, don't give me that look. Come on...ah, heck. I'll give you the point 5. After all, that's a pretty nice ♥♥♥♥, bro. Hey, Shadow! What do you think of this guy's ♥♥♥♥?

Shadow: Sonic, for the last time, I'm on my way to Hot Topic to simp over the cashier girls. Oh wait, that IS a nice ♥♥♥♥. A ♥♥♥♥ worthy of the presence of the ultimate life form. Hmmph. Nice ♥♥♥♥, pathetic human.