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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥
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Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
♥
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"
♥
>"oh this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gotta be cheating"
>check profile
>1.2K hours in quake champions
oh
VVVV
*nuzzLE* =_insert sundae NOISE_=
1 cucumber
a hobo with a potassium defiencey
and a conveintly placed bottle of musterd stacked upon them.
they become a pile and start marching towards you.
What do you do?
My sister is 17, and has had her period.
I am embarrassed to go in front of my friends because of this.
.... Or does it just take longer when you're a guy?
We sit out to eat, the potatoes a bit hot
So I only put a little bit on my fork, and I blow
blows twice
till its cool, just cool
and then into the mouth
inhaling then followed by lips being smacked
nice
and there's my brother hes doing the same
blows twice
till its cool, just cool
and then into the mouth
inhaling then followed by lips being smacked
nice
there's my mum shes doing the same!
blows twice
till its cool, just cool and then into the mouth
inhaling then followed by lips being smacked
nice.
But my dad, My dad what does he do
He STUFFS a great big chunk of potato into his mouth
and that really does it
His EYES pop out, He flaps his hands
He blows he puffs he yells he bobs his head up n' down
he spits, spits potato all over his plate
and he turns over to us and says
"Watch out everybody! The potatoes really hot."
he immediately puts on a face of disappointment