Recent reviews by Snooze Goon

Ye it's aight

I salivate as I see all my Jokers trigger.
Deliciously convoluted, great way to spend half an hour

Fast-paced, balls-to-the-wall thrilling gameplay that keeps you on edge the entire time. It's easy to pickup, and play with others, or just die a bunch.

As a man who enjoyed playing as a naked boi, crying projectile tears, and changing into the strangest creatures, I consider this game a "Disfunctional Relationship With My Mom" out of "Praise Satan."

Edit: I've been playing BoI for over 10 years at this point and I still love it. The love that this game has gotten from the community, the steam workshop that keeps it fresh, as well as the Nicalis and Edmund still supporting the game has made it an absolute classic of our era.

A game that asks you how sadistic of a person you are, Super Meat Boy is a gamer's true test of skill. Even more than your Dark Souls and your Starcrafts, the community of this game have been diagnosed by doctors as a different kind of crazy. The game's level design is amazing looking, the vibe it gives off is a dark one, and the feelings you get from it is allong the lines of: "I can do this," or at least "Hey, that was my attempt at it this year." Now, this game isn't for the faint of heart. I personally rage quit every 25 times I try to beat the first boss and realise how much of a worthless POS I am, but that is beside the point. A game like this one needs recognition, and the moment someone achieve's that super sexy Platinum God achievement, I'll be there to stab them in the spine, steal their account, and act as if it was my achievement. I'm kidding... But it's a cool and unique game, and if no one recognises it, that would be a shame, because I don't want it to fade out as another game on steam. I might be bad at it but it's worth 5/5

First time I play it:

1. Killed Hounds
2. Died
3. Friend tries to revive me
4. Also dies

It's a lot of fun, but it's also an aquired taste. Once must be able to enjoy not only the
survival aspect of the game, but the creepy factor as well. It's a great game to play when
you're out of things to do in other games. I'd give it 7.5/10

Pleasantly Addictive

This is one hell of a game. From begining to finish, I enjoyed every minute of it. The fact that the narrator is awesome, the animation is beautiful, it's a side-scroller, and it was produced by the Behemoth means a lot. This has got to have my most favorite narration of all time. AND DON'T FORGET THERE IS A TON TO COLLECT AND TRADE WITH THE COMMUNITY!!! There is also a ranking system to see if you have what it takes to be the best of the finest looking gentlemen/ ladies. But don't read about my experiences, have them yourself, and remember, "buckle your pants, but if you don't want to, that's fine". :D

With all the graphics of the original Borderlands game, came the hilarious and amazing BORDERLANDS 2. THis game by Gearbox Software and 2K, is a First-Person RPG, with a ton of content, and additional DLC, like my favorite right now, Tiny Tina's attack on Dragon Keep. You can choose to play up to 6 unique characters with their own abilities, and custimizations. A game that can be played for hours to no end, with friends. I APPROVE!!!

A really fun team-work game with interesting characters. There is a vast selection of items within the in-game store where one could customize his or her own character. Unfortunately, there are no female characters within the game. There are up to 9 different characters to choose for, each with their own abilities and some "share" the same weapons. Overall, a good game.