Recent reviews by Joaozinho

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,good ol' days. I remember getting banned by raging admins for using the machina, or backstabbing everyone with my Black Rose..but, i haven't seen a single weapon get implemented in a update.
Christmas Update?
Festive Weapons and hats.
Halloween Update?
Hats and miscs.
MVM Update?
Hatstrike inbound

Another funny thing is,the 6 classes shown in the MVM Trailer are the ones actually used in the gamemode itself.

Would be funnier if had more weapons instead of hats..
9.5/10

Lots of people,including my friends say this is one of the best horror games out there. This game IS Good,scary,but it isn't the "best". (MY OPINION - DONT BE A ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT IT) Amnesia beat this game to a pulp,Cry Of Fear DOES deserve 2nd place since the improved AI Update (AKA - Standalone Patch) the Fasters,Sawcrazies and the Slowers,or any other monster in general goes through cars and etc..kinda pisses me off. Not recommended for those with a weak heart.. a list of improvements and downgrades are listed down there. (CoF Score = 8.1/10)

+Limited inventory. You can keep up to 6 items,and even keys and etc end up taking a slot. This game got me killed at the school for various reasons,i had to drop my Glock and Shotgun to take ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of keys...DAMN FACELESS
+Scares. I was actually a wussy to play this game and i quit at the 2nd chapter when hearing the chainsaw being turned on.
+Balanced weapons. Yeah,yeah,everyone is going to beat me to a pulp for saying this,but the M16..♥♥♥♥,its just too bad; Excessive recoil BUT atleast it has some recoil so it doesnt look like that M4A1 from CAll of Duty

-Enemies go through cars and props. This pisses me off,i got a Sawcrazy stuck between two cars once,but it just went through it and made me meat for his sandwich (-0.9)
-Enemies are unbalanced. Sure,you dont expect to survive while being sliced by the Señora,but a slower killing you in 3 minutes..not a good thing. (-1.0)

No seriously,lets get this into a serious review.
SRS
This game is good in a few aspects while it has a few downgrades - I liked the aspect on how single Phalanx Pills couldn't save you from infection,and how much scarce the ammo is - its a pretty good game.
However,i have noticed qualities (and downsides) of the game -
+Tries to be somewhat realistic,using many aspects
+Phalanx Pills wont save your ass forever from a bite,which is good to avoid place-holders
+The melee weapons totally require a charge to be powerful - its good on all melee weapons
+Ammo is scarce. You dont expect ammo rain from the sky,do you?
+Grenades are very rare.
+Has a shovel
+nmo_broadway on solo is hard,which makes it good

DOWNGRADES

-Hammer is too weak,it doesnt kill a zombie instantly with a critical blow to the head
-Child zombies are somewhat annoying when on groups
-Runners (or as i call them,Fresh Walkers) grab you and bite,which makes harder to kill them
-Fire isn't really that dangerous,you can run past it without dying
-M16A4 ACOG Aim leaves me a little dizzy because it zooms in way too much
-The game is totally easy until you get swarmed by a horde of fresh walkers (Runners) or child zombies


Oh,what? You expect me implying there isnt crosshairs?
-No crosshairs
done

No seriously,about the crosshairs,you dont really expect picking up a weapon in real life and let a aim pop up infront of you,do you?