Welcome to the official Super Helpful Helldivers™ home, Super Earth's #2 solution for galactic peacekeeping, hostile environment management, and ensuring the enemies of freedom are punished swiftly and decisively.

Renowned for the bravery in the First Galactic War, the new and reorganized Super Helpful Helldivers are a private special operations detachment operating under full license, blessing, and plausible deniability from the Ministry of Defense of Super Earth. Our record in battle is unparalleled, with over seven hundred units getting reassigned after working with us.


We have proudly contributed to nearly all major campaigns in recent history, including:

The Siege of Super Earth, where our Hellpod coordination, despite what the logistics AI calls "a 43% internal casualty rate", kept morale predictably high.

The Malevelon Creek Reclamation, where our enthusiasm for the liberation effort led to the complete and total vaporization of everything in the area of the 7th SEAF Regiment.

The infamous Battle of Calypso, where four Helldiver squads successfully secured a crashed civilian and heroically destroyed it from orbit to prevent enemy access to its valuable ration stores and beverage dispenser.

The Second Galactic War, where we deployed in the correct direction 61% of the time — a number unmatched by any unit with our operational tempo.

In the Severin Sector, our commitment to planetary sterilization protocols was so thorough that Ministry officials created a new combat medal: The Order of Collateral Valor — awarded posthumously, and occasionally prehumously, to several of our bravest.


We want to take a moment to directly address the persistent and entirely unfounded rumors about so-called “friendly fire incidents.” The Super Helpful Helldivers maintain the highest standards of operational precision. Accusations of "reckless behavior," "excessive orbital bombardment," and “shooting anything that moves including, but not limited to, each other” are categorically false. Every single "incident" has been reviewed by our internal Ethics Committee (Lt. Dash “Mauler” Vork presiding) and found to be either a navigational misunderstanding, a weapons calibration issue, or, most commonly, a heroic misunderstanding of the mission objectives.

Absolutely not. That was a controlled burn exercise that tragically coincided with a sudden gust of wind and a misinterpretation of the words “That’s the target".

If an anti-material rifle backfires anywhere near, on, or around a parade float, things happen. We all learned a valuable lesson about firearm maintenance and ear safety.

That report has been redacted by the Ministry of Truth and remains under investigation. Let the record show we identified several hostiles of varying sizes and neutralized all targets.