Sometimes, I wonder if the universe has a sense of humor. Like, imagine a squirrel sitting on a branch, just waiting for someone to walk by, and as they do, it accidentally launches itself into a bush, probably thinking, "Well, that was embarrassing." It's like the cosmos is trying to make us laugh in the strangest ways—like how pigeons can look so serious, but when you really stop and look at them, they’re just flying rats with zero chill. And then, there are the times when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there in the first place, but in that split second, you feel like you've unlocked some cosmic riddle of the universe. Ever notice how socks seem to disappear into another dimension? It’s like they get kidnapped by tiny interdimensional sock goblins who are just out there doing their own thing, having a grand old time. And while we're at it, why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? That’s a true mystery for the ages.

rapist

gay hahaha

came out as gay in my lobby

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ุุ Aug 17, 2016 @ 2:35pm
What the ook did you just oouoouahh about me, you beta male? I’ll have you know I graduated top ur child. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be in any zoo, any tree, anywhere,
sketballs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “child” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

What the ook did you just oouoouahh about me, you beta male? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tree in the Cincinnati zoo, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the banana locker, and I have over 300 confirmed chest pounds. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top alpha male in the entire Cincinnati zoo. You are nothing to me but just another little black kid in my exhibit. I will throw you like the pound of ♥♥♥♥ you are with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this zoo, Uuooooahhhhh. You think you can get away with throwing your kid in my exhibit? Uuoouooahhhhh again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we Uuouuooahhh I am contacting my secret network of silverback gorillas across every zoo in america, and your poor parenting habits are being traced right now so you better prepare for the alpha male, beta. The alpha male that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your child. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be in any zoo, any tree, anywhere,

and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in tire swing combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the of rope swings and over sized basketballs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “child” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ childs hand. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, beta. ♥♥♥♥♥ out for my ♥♥♥♥♥ Harambe.

-rep stuck it in the wrong hole assface


-V/\

♥♥♥ boy