Sometimes, I wonder if the universe has a sense of humor. Like, imagine a squirrel sitting on a branch, just waiting for someone to walk by, and as they do, it accidentally launches itself into a bush, probably thinking, "Well, that was embarrassing." It's like the cosmos is trying to make us laugh in the strangest ways—like how pigeons can look so serious, but when you really stop and look at them, they’re just flying rats with zero chill. And then, there are the times when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there in the first place, but in that split second, you feel like you've unlocked some cosmic riddle of the universe. Ever notice how socks seem to disappear into another dimension? It’s like they get kidnapped by tiny interdimensional sock goblins who are just out there doing their own thing, having a grand old time. And while we're at it, why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? That’s a true mystery for the ages.

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gay hahaha

came out as gay in my lobby

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