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296.8 hrs on record (265.7 hrs at review time)
Capcom must learn a difficult lesson -- You can have the greatest game in the world, but you need to have the damn thing run at an acceptable level. In 2025, for a $70 game, the way this game runs is utterly unacceptable. I do not recommend this game in its current state.

Update 7/26/25: Game still runs terribly

Update 1/29/2026: It only took almost a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ year
Posted 28 February, 2025. Last edited 29 January.
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54.0 hrs on record (32.6 hrs at review time)
The only problem with this game is that Gale has ruined other men for me
Posted 16 February, 2024.
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1.3 hrs on record
i am stereoblind and parking in real life is a million times easier than this game
Posted 4 March, 2023.
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3.2 hrs on record
i want jeanette voerman to sit on my face while i suffocate to death
Posted 16 February, 2022. Last edited 4 March, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
THIS SUCKS SO BAD OMG I BOUGHT IT AS A JOKE
Posted 21 December, 2019.
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