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635.9 hrs on record (630.2 hrs at review time)
Team Fortress 2 in 2022 is nothing but a shadow of its former self. A lot of weapons got nerfed to the point of redundancy, players are found mostly on 2fort and Hightower, official servers are filled with bots who make it impossible to play. Sometimes, I wish I could go back to simpler times, like 2011, when I started playing this game. When you could one-shot snipers with the Ullapool Caber. Until then, this is unfortunately a dead game. R.I.P.
Posted 11 July, 2022.
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3,394.1 hrs on record (2,142.7 hrs at review time)
Dota 2 is kool, and very fun since the Reborn Update and implementation of CUSTOM GAMES.
However, Valve have a ton of ♥♥♥♥ to fix:
- The regional matchmaking system: There's an option to pick a prefered language. The funny thing about it is that it either doesnt' work or is useless because Russians mark it checked;
- Lag spikes when loading game: On gamemodes like ARDM (All Random Deathmatch) or Random OMG custom games, half of the team disconnects because of an enormous lag;
- Punishment and ranking system: Low priority is not a form of punishment, it is fun to play actually. It should teach players not to do bad things. Ranked matches make it impossible to get out of the 1k-2k pool. I have calculated and I have to win about 20 matches to get from 1.5k to 2k. However, I can't, because I keep having teammates that don't know a team must consist of at least TWO supports, that say they are smurf, tell you to shut up when you're trying to communicate because you're 1.5k, pick safelane heroes and go mid and have a subunitary KDA.
- Cука ♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 21 February, 2016.
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27.6 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Awesome and indie.
Posted 11 April, 2014.
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