Recent reviews by President Barney Sunders

Strangely addictive. Can't explain. Just play and see how

old but good, so i have it on dvd so more hours than this game, but i did import my save when i bought on steam for super duper hecka supa cheap

It's got Patrick Swayze in his last voice role as the President before he died. He was in Roadhouse. Also it was only about 40 hours in i did like the second story mission and found out you got a horse! I kept stealing horses. But something about something happened and I dunno. I got sucked into a painting. Oh that troll was hard. I was under leveled.

It's Portal! It's cute, it's fun, it can be a little challenging and once you solve the puzzle you feel dumb for being stumped so long for thinking too hard and missing the obvious.

Wow! A new Half Life game and it's incredible. Thank you team!

"You Miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Michael Scott

da fuq happened to the game was stable and game was modded and fun and update comes and breaks everything why todd howard, WHY

Yes, please play. I'm not into rogue-likes, but this is a different type of rogue-like with great story, voice acting, music, design, graphics, upgrades, combat, weapons,

It's Portal
But worse?

Good game. Relaxing. Enjoyable. Fun on touch and non touch screens.

i like play when stoned. Once you beat it though, there's no real endgame. And there's little replayability. You basically follow the same formula. But it's still fun

Overall it's incredible. There are some MAJOR downsides, QTE's during boss fights, some lousy camera angles and wonky physics/puzzles. Solid 7/10.