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and so... our brave hero was soon found out to be a criminal who is now serving life at Guantanamo bay for crimes such as, well... launching nukes of course, and having sex with 5 year old transgenderates.

but the nukes accidentally had Putin's actual sex tape with all of the people who made the fake sex tape when they were 5 year old little non-gendered people

As such, the feds fell were found out, and their country turned against them for giving them false sextapes. Putin soon joined in the Murica hate by launching multiple nukes at the country.

But the people who knew Putin realised that it was fake as he would never have sex with a 12 year old transgenderate ,he much prefered 5 year old transgenderates

But one day, that stash of gold was discovered by the feds who then caused an international scandal and released a sextape of Putin to discredit him publicly...