Devastruction
The Real King of Games
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
I am the real king of games, women love me. I can perform hand signs against their coochie faster than the sharingan can see.

I am the real king of games, women love me. I can perform hand signs against their coochie faster than the sharingan can see.

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Artwork Showcase
Steam thinks this is too lewd and they're right, thats why its censored
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Screenshot Showcase
Vall-halla
Review Showcase
7,702 Hours played
This mushroom game never dies
Favorite Game
6.9
Hours played
Recent Activity
242 hrs on record
last played on 16 May
133 hrs on record
last played on 11 May
3.2 hrs on record
last played on 3 Mar
18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:58pm 
nice thighs
25 Jun, 2021 @ 7:40pm 
Thx man :D
20 Oct, 2018 @ 9:19am 
We have put these people on pedastals, have expected them to perform superhuman feats time and time again. At some point, this is what they must do to survive. This is our doing. Blood is on our hands.

This is why companies have transitioned from cheats and instead offer microtransactions—you can still cheat, but at a cost. They are just trying to teach us real world lessons. Yet gamers still want to live in fantasy land where you should be able to cheat whenever you want just because.

Next time a big developer does something you don’t like, take a deep breath and shut up. They are doing it for your own good. Be thankful.

Thank you. Ubisoft. Thank you, EA. Thank you, Warner Bros. Rockstar, please follow their example—the world is watching, and we still have a lot to learn.
11 Aug, 2018 @ 12:00pm 
I’ve had this same dream for a few days now, I’ll be in my house and someone will ring the door. I’ll go to the door and the next thing I know I’m being dragged into some old brick house and I get thrown into a dark cellar with a ton of rocks and chains. I’ll look up to the opening of the cellar and Dr.Phil will be standing there saying stuff like “why don’t you do something fatass” “come get me ♥♥♥♥♥” and the dream will end there and I’ll wake up.

I’ve been watching a ton of Dr.Phil soundboard prank calls on YouTube lately so I’m already assuming this is the cause but wtf.
4 Jul, 2018 @ 9:09am 
♥♥♥♥. Fine. Be like that. *my eyes glow blue like sans* I'll kill that kid myself
26 May, 2018 @ 7:56pm 
My 8yr old son just bought me 1-2 Switch for my birthday

God bless this little guy... spent all of his own money.

He was so proud to give this to me and have a 2 player local couch competitive game for both of us. We own all the systems and its rare that we can find these kinds of comfy couch co-op or local competitive games.

Well we just spent about an hour with it and ... really Nintendo. REALLY? You just ripped my son off $50 for a tech demo for the joycons. This 'game' should have been a freaking pack-in for the Switch and you're out here ripping off unsuspecting people with this garbage? I don't know that I've ever been this upset with the big N before. Well, I'm at least wearing a fake smile for my son, but this is really awful. And its already opened and played so I can't come up with a convincing enough story that we need to return it and get something else, even if I wanted to.