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Looks like there's a spambot campaign targeting chinese users. Another friend got a 1 emoji message from an account with the same avatar: https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561199511323864

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Wtf i didn't even send that trade link sorry about it if you see it again tell people not to click idk why is showed up

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them, I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said "welcome aboard". - Fallout NV (Mr. Fantastic)

>spamming someone who doesn't even own CS:GO

thanks fbi

"1-1 To save our mother Earth from any alien attack,
1-2 From vicious giant insects who have once again come back,
1-3 We'll unleash all our forces! We won't cut them any slack!
1-4 The EDF deploys!
2-1 Our soldiers are prepared for any alien threats
2-2 The Navy launches ships, the Air Force sends their Jets
2-3 And nothing can withstand our fixed bayonets
2-4 The EDF deploys!
3-1 Our forces have now dwindled and we pull back to regroup,
3-2 The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group,
3-3 We'd better beat these bugs before we're all turned to soup
3-4 The EDF deploys!"

+rep good trader

+rep nice deal

http://www.pcgamer.com/halo-returns-to-pc-as-f2p-game-available-exclusively-in-russia/

>It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!
>I tasted mustard
>Yeah... DIJON
>...No bacon?
>BACON IS EXTRA

http://www.eteknix.com/north-korea-claim-landed-man-sun/

ʇǝsdn ǝq oʇ ɯǝǝs noʎ

The Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

Love the Emperor
for He is the salvation of mankind
Obey His words
for He will lead you into the light of the future
Heed his wisdom
for He will protect you from evil
Whisper his prayers with devotion,
for they will save your soul
Honour His servants,
for they speak in His voice
Tremble before His majesty,
for we all walk in His immortal shadow

10:31 PM - blah1: "do you know how mad you were going?"

03:07 PM - blah1: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what is this--" *closes chat*

+ good trade

blah1: Literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my sasquach platypus

A computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Some people are like slinkys, they're not much use but fun to push down the stairs.

it was too awesome and died

HERE LIES BLANDO'S PROFILE, RIP IN PEACE

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

7:23 AM - blah1: do you even sleep?

12:44 AM - blah1: I was about to say "the power of rage compels you"

За Императора!

Император защитит!

lol

I'm a little smart ass,
fat and stout,
here is my finger,
here is my mouth.
When I get all worked up,
I will shout,
piss me off and I'll knock you out!

when is soon

yeah i know we will soon

yo bro we need to play a game together

'If you can't hide what you are going to do, do it so everybody thinks you are a fool." -Mat (tDR pg 342)

We rode on the winds of the rising storm, We ran to the sounds of the thunder. We danced among the lightning bolts, and tore the world asunder

How do you fight someone smarter then you?

You make them think that you are sitting down across the table from them, ready to play their game. Then you punch them in the face as hard as you can.
-Rand al'Thor, The Gathering Storm, Chapter 37: A Force of Light

Everything that that has a beginning has an end

"Death is the solution to all problems. No man - No problem." -Joseph Stalin

cause that my friend is a teriyaki chicken sub

Why is spiderman hugging a sub sandwich?

“Come against me, if you dare! I am the storm! Come if you dare, Shai'tan! I am the Dragon Reborn!”
—Rand al'Thor (The Path of Daggers, Chapter 24)

no not yet im waiting for the online to be better

you play skyrim online at all?

Sa souvraya niende misain ye." (I am lost in my own mind.)

If anyone plays Phantasy Star Portable 2 let me know

Daishar tia tovya aman!!

(Glory to the Dragon!!)

"What happened then, Grampa?"

"Well, Spoiler:then the entire intergalactic society ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploded."

"Oh. Well that's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ending, Grampa"

"It sure is, boy."

"Can I have my $60 back?"

"♥♥♥♥ no."

Best comment on youtube.

mass effect 3 end in a nut shell