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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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123.1 hrs on record (123.0 hrs at review time)
All right guys, as a Hitman fan, this is the best Hitman game ever made!! Each kill, each body hidden, each mission accomplished, It's unique atmosphere and aesthetic brings me memories from the childhood, from the past good old days!! Now, only the real ones will understand the feeling in this song:

The evil on your mind
It pays you back in kind
I am the judge, you've crossed the line

Black bandana
My black bandana
Means I'm coming after you

Although you run a mile
My boots will bring the trial
You're on the lam, but here I am

You've fled the iron house
But I'm the eagle, and you're the mouse
Look to the sky and say goodbye

Black bandana
My black bandana
Means I'm coming after you

Your dirty tricks learned in the yard
They didn't take you very far
I guess it's fate, it's now to late

Black bandana
My black bandana
I am wearing it just for you

The evil on your mind
It pays you back in kind
I am the judge, you've crossed the line

The end for kids who kills
And steal their daddies' pills
Look to the sky and say goodbye

Black bandana
My black bandana

Black bandana
My black bandana

Black bandana
My black bandana

Black bandana
My black bandana
Posted 26 December, 2025.
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101 people found this review helpful
31 people found this review funny
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80.9 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
FEELS LIKE BEING DRAGGED INTO A REAL COMBAT, a place where you hear the suffering sounds echoes through EEEVERY DAMN CORRIDOR when a life is taken. Guys... There is NO STUPID HAPPY COLORS for toddler, NO CARTOON, NO HOT ANIME GIRLS for gooners, NO FROZEN ARMS glued awkwardly to the screen.
Just REALISTIC COMBAT... Every shot tremors with truth, every shadow hides a unknown threat, and this world moves with a PHOTOREALISM that makes COD feels like a stupid useless TOY left on a shelf. I... I love it...
Posted 28 November, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Ubisoft greedy af
Posted 25 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
306.6 hrs on record (200.9 hrs at review time)
One, two, buckle Fug's shoe / Three, four, cut up a wh*re
Posted 24 September, 2025. Last edited 8 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.3 hrs on record
RIP James McCaffrey
Posted 27 September, 2024. Last edited 27 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.6 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
"Closing your eyes forces you to look at the darkness inside"
Posted 19 September, 2023. Last edited 27 September, 2024.
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