Hey bro, check on your foid. She has 11,000 hours in DbD and needs to get in the gym and lose a 100 or so pounds.

signed by luke :)

Dave18

A report has been filed for dave18, last seen self-healing in a dim corner of the Rotten Fields, Coldwind Farm. Moments later, he vanished without a trace.

Described as bald and easily agitated, he has a documented habit of producing animal-like growls, particularly while streaming as a killer and striking survivors with a blunt weapon. Witnesses report that, under stress, he made sudden, desperate bursts of movement, seemingly attempting to gain just enough distance to survive an imminent threat.

Shortly before disappearing, a chainsaw-like noise was heard nearby. The area is known for dense fog, tall crops, and limited safe routes. Since the incident, no further sightings or calls for assistance have been recorded.

Anyone encountering an individual matching this description—especially one emerging from cornfields, vocalizing under stress, or reacting instinctively to danger—is asked to report immediately.

Last known location: Rotten Fields, Coldwind Farm.

A report has been filed for dave18, last seen self-healing in a dim corner of the Rotten Fields, Coldwind Farm. Moments later, he vanished without a trace.

Described as bald and easily agitated, he has a documented habit of producing animal-like growls, particularly while streaming as a killer and striking survivors with a blunt weapon. Witnesses report that, under stress, he made sudden, desperate bursts of movement, seemingly attempting to gain just enough distance to survive an imminent threat.

Shortly before disappearing, a chainsaw-like noise was heard nearby. The area is known for dense fog, tall crops, and limited safe routes. Since the incident, no further sightings or calls for assistance have been recorded.

Anyone encountering an individual matching this description—especially one emerging from cornfields, vocalizing under stress, or reacting instinctively to danger—is asked to report immediately.

Last known location: Rotten Fields, Coldwind Farm.

Can a bald man get any balder?

+ rep just him tbh

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dave18 my goat

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We got GTA6 before another Dave stream CYAMON

silly goose

-rep gets prawn mayo butty, ready salted crisp and buxton water as his meal deal

ur girls chopped, thats why it took so long to fine ur significant other. horrible ghoul player tooo, good for nuttin

CYAMON you silly goober

CYAMON CYAMON rocket18 <3

+rep helped me clear out my malaysian hornet infestation from my attic last winter thank you david18 ^-^

- rep, bald, smells like a goblin's armpit, and has odd shaped feet

not a smart fella just a fart smella

A Fellow Dave. For some reason, people sometimes think i am you.

oi

bald

🤣

🙁🍯

can i get a sign from the goat <3

hey not to be weird or anything but i saw you flash save our teammate last game and i just wanted to let you know that you looked very sexy doing that. lmk if you ever want to play because ngl im actually really impressed by your dbd skills and it takes a lot to impress me. btw im usually on like everyday so if youre not down to play all day with me then just forget it because i want someone who is dedicated to spending time with me and committed to dbd like me. i hope you dont let an opportunity like this pass by because real gamers like me are rare to find. i just know youre special by the way you said ggs to me in the endgame chat so i will be waiting for you.

For your page's sake kick this toxic woman:
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561198371748014

She goes around harassing others. You want that on your page? Eww.

Hey man, can I get a sign? Please

cutest man in all of Norfolk

uninstall pls

get back here baldy waldy troglojimmy

Google Maps! Google Maps! Laaaaaaa! Big swings! Easy tiger! Get back demon get back! Come now demon! What theee! Dave's bald! You're a maggot Dave! Moy droog blyaj!

Holy mackerel! Holy guacamole!

Great googly moogly!

*Runs off a cliff, looks down, looks back at the camera and falls down to my doom*

*Floats towards the pie*

Guys? I think you'll want to see this...

Uhh, he's right behind me isn't he?

*Slaps you* That's for blinding me! *Kisses you* That's for getting me off hook...

Sybau

dave can you sign my profile ploz?

+rep best coke price

sugona

You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to expose you for being a bald rat. This is your last chance to respond before you end up on the BBC.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.

Grow some hair, chump.

+rep, nice one, nice one

+rep has 18 in his name

hey! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft , the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the £1000 you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c0ck" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

@2 t iL that's my comment you rat. Only I get to say that to dave. You copied me.
It's funny because I wrote this on one screenshot of his where he got facecamped. 😂 And you literally copied & pasted that comment what I said. As a joke but slightly changed it up a bit with kekw.