Hey bro, check on your foid. She has 11,000 hours in DbD and needs to get in the gym and lose a 100 or so pounds.

signed by luke :)

Dave18

A report has been filed for dave18, last seen self-healing in a dim corner of the Rotten Fields, Coldwind Farm. Moments later, he vanished without a trace.

Described as bald and easily agitated, he has a documented habit of producing animal-like growls, particularly while streaming as a killer and striking survivors with a blunt weapon. Witnesses report that, under stress, he made sudden, desperate bursts of movement, seemingly attempting to gain just enough distance to survive an imminent threat.

Shortly before disappearing, a chainsaw-like noise was heard nearby. The area is known for dense fog, tall crops, and limited safe routes. Since the incident, no further sightings or calls for assistance have been recorded.

Anyone encountering an individual matching this description—especially one emerging from cornfields, vocalizing under stress, or reacting instinctively to danger—is asked to report immediately.

Last known location: Rotten Fields, Coldwind Farm.

A report has been filed for dave18, last seen self-healing in a dim corner of the Rotten Fields, Coldwind Farm. Moments later, he vanished without a trace.

Described as bald and easily agitated, he has a documented habit of producing animal-like growls, particularly while streaming as a killer and striking survivors with a blunt weapon. Witnesses report that, under stress, he made sudden, desperate bursts of movement, seemingly attempting to gain just enough distance to survive an imminent threat.

Shortly before disappearing, a chainsaw-like noise was heard nearby. The area is known for dense fog, tall crops, and limited safe routes. Since the incident, no further sightings or calls for assistance have been recorded.

Anyone encountering an individual matching this description—especially one emerging from cornfields, vocalizing under stress, or reacting instinctively to danger—is asked to report immediately.

Last known location: Rotten Fields, Coldwind Farm.

Can a bald man get any balder?