𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴:

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- a block of instant ramen or cheap dried noodles
- water
- cooking oil
- something spicy like pepper flakes
- [optional] egg if you're rich
- [optional] garlic if you hate vampires
- [optional] soy sauce if you're really rich


1. heat oil in a pan
2. if u have an egg, then fry the egg in the oil. after the egg is done, remove it and add the spicy things into the pan, if you have garlic (or something similar) then chop it up and sautee it on the oil. cooking pepper flakes or anything spicy will hurt ur eyes, please watch out
3. after sauteeing for 30 seconds, pour enough water (and soy sauce depending on ur liking) and wait until its boiling
4. add noodles and vegetables if you have any. cook 2–4 min until noodles r done
5. put noodles into a bowl or just eat from the pan. don't forget the egg!!!
6. if u have enough money and wanna be fancy then u can add fancy leaves and grass and whatever on the noodles after theyr done

tips
- by frying the spicy things and boiling the soy sauce with the water, you put the taste into the noodles instead of the liquid around the noodles
- if you're lonely then add mayonnaise or sour cream on your noodles. it won't make you feel less lonely but it's really tasty even though it's a bit weird
- if you dont have oil then you can just boil noodles in water with spicy things in it
- if you can't afford electricity to boil water, really warm water is also fine
- water can be boiled in teapots!! very handy if you have an electric water boiler




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