Why do I rock?

I like big ♥♥♥♥♥ up my ass

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

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wtf colonizer?? o.0

Just imagine the strong grip of a muscular, sexy femboy dragon’s scaly, hard, and slippery talons. BUT the thing is, dragons usually have less or no scales at the bottom of their sexy, wet and slippery talons because of fact that they need to move their feet to grip things and to hunt. This makes it so that the bottom of a dragon’s talons is usually soft, warm, and usually padded. Now that we have all that out of the way, just imagine receiving a footjob from a hot muscular dominant femboy dragon. It would feel extremely good, as the combination of some soft warm padded talons along with a very strong grip, will make you ♥♥♥ very easily, over and over too. The sensation of a dragon’s warm padded talons against your warm soft skin just makes an absolutely perfect combination. Now imagine just shoving your face into a dragon’s soft padded talons, your face would push against its meaty pads and you’d be greeted with a musky smell, similar to those of corn chips.

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I have done it, 80 years and I haven't told a single soul that i'm a furry. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a shock collar that will electrocute me if i start to utter anything about furries in public. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

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Furries are not in fact a bunch of “no life virgins”. We are easily able to bench press more than you normies can (I should know, I myself routinely lift over 40 pounds in the gym, don’t worry, it’s ok if you’re jealous). Additionally us furrs have been shown to be funnier, better able to sexually please, and even have a much higher iq score than non furs. We are an elite community of well toned savants.

Maybe next time before making ignorant comments like these you should consider doing basic research on the topic. You’re lucky I’m feeling merciful today or I would have summoned my pack of fellow high iq funny animal enthusiasts to use there hacking skills and to make the IRS send you a box of anthrax gas in the mail.

girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I DECIDED TO MASTURBATE TO GAY YIFF (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE GAY SEX AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M GAY (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FURRY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX

AND THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAYS THAT I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY!!! WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT GAY!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME GAY (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥).

When I wake up the first thing I do after scretching and sharpening my claws, is to groom my fur from top to bottom. I bark three times, the sign for my Furry Boyfriend, he identifies as a mixture of (Musky uwu)Husky and a German Shepard and is Bi - Hetero - Flexible graysexual, that I am awake. When he heares my bark, he instantly wakes up too and the first thing he does is sucking my red rocket OwO off >/////< >w< After I sprayed ♥♥♥ uwu all over his face OwO we go downstairs to vore~~~ some food >w< He usually fills my doggy food bowl with some Dogfood and I eat out of it on all fours, while he holds my leash which is attached to a collar I wear UwU. After Breakfast it's time for the next blowjob uwu. After I came again it's time for some walkies~~ >w< in the park and playing tug and having anal inside a bush next to the park OwO

The average fox needs 2,000 calories a day.


The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.


That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.


However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.


That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of ♥♥♥.


The fox stomach can hold a maximum of 5 liters.


Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awesome and I love the taste of ♥♥♥.

The year is 2050, humans have nearly gone extinct due to environmental issues, but the rise of furries have populated the world, forming their own mega city called Zootopia.

Furries are tenderly and loving species, prefer to not harm nature. As such, they have banned all forms of animal farms. So you ask "How are they ment to survive then?", well there are artificially synthesized meat products, vegetation and...cummies, lots and lots of cummies.

You ♥♥♥♥ with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7

Also, its just childish. Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans. And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.

So grow the ♥♥♥♥ up. Leave furries alone And go back to your sad, pathetic, worthless lives mastubating to anime characters that will never love or care for you.

I'm depressed. Wanna know why? Because I try hard as ♥♥♥♥ to be good at tarkov, beat yourself, and just wreck ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and meta gamers like summit, and I never even get a decent raid even after running meta and level 6 armor. I just want to be noticed and feel like i'm appreciated. People who are way less skilled abuse meta and ratting more than me still get good raids. I'm like a little quiet, but i'm not even awkward, and I still get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Life is unfair. I just want to feel loved. maybe, just maybe, there's still someone out there for me that I just haven't found. Maybe i'm too impatient, and just am so lonely already in life that I haven't stopped to think if I should find someone that makes me happy no matter how/when I think of them. But...what if there isn't that person and i'm destined to die alone? That path, to me right now, seems like the more plausible one and that's why i'm depressed.(edited)

-rep hit me with a frying pan in real life

Daniel: Am I pretty?
Me:No
Daniel: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Me: No
Daniel: Do u even like me?
Me: No
Daniel: Would u cry if i walked away?
Me: No
Daniel heard enough and was hurt... he walked away with tears in his eyes
I grabbed his arm
Me: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Me: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Me: I dont like u...I love u
Me: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
I whisper: Plz stay with me
Daniel: i will...

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16 yrs old, 2 inch penis too small?
I am 16 years old and my penis is 3 inches when erect and maybe 1/2 to 5/8 wide(imagine a babies), 1/2 when flacid. I am worried, especially when my 5 year old cousin says "thats a small peenee" my penis has never grown. EVER. I have just started to get some brown/black hairs around the base of my penis, but I have never produced semen in my life. I am starting to get worried, especially now that I have some interest in dating, and some of my friends have had sex. I also get erections frequently for no apparent reason.. Also right at the base of my penis I have some yellow lumps that are under the skin.Please help me I am worried that it will never grow!

STOP KINKSHAMING PEOPLE WITH A SPECIFIC FETISH!!!

VORE is HOT

PAWS are WHOLESOME

TRANSFORMATIONS are SATISFYING

HYPNO is SEXY

POOLTOYS are KINKY

SCAT

INFLATION is HORNY

I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my ass and now I have a hard time taking a ♥♥♥♥. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my ♥♥♥♥ will come out easy.I've never had sex with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up. That's why I turned Furry. But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my ass when they don't use lubrication. I've had to get stitches three times. I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn't receive, so I had to suck his ♥♥♥♥ and he made me swallow or he would kick my ass.

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I only jerk off to hentai, it's the closest we have gotten to the platonic true forms. The perfection of hentai women is akin to Greek statues, above the messy realities of the disgusting porn industry. On another level, it doesn't warp your opinion of real women, as it's like comparing a God to a mere mortal.

In short only jerk off to anime and only ♥♥♥ in women

The YiffnessGram™ 💦Furry Test is a multistage knot capacity test that progressively gets more difficult 😩👌👈as it continues. The 200 😻pound bara furry test will 💋begin in 30👀 nyas. 😽🙀🙌Line up at the cage doors. The breeding 💙💜💦speed starts slowly💦😩, but gets faster🔥🔥 each minute after you hear this signal.😻 [nyaa!!~<33] 👅A single nya should be completed each time you hear this sound. [prrrr~]💙💙 Remember to yiff💦💦 in a fursuit, and yiff 👀👀👅👄as long as possible🐱💞.

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furries can survive exclusively on cummies as they power their personal EM fields, sustaining the control over their plushie like bodies with no internal organs. Cummies can be extracted from the bottom or submissive class, where they have evolved to convert energies from their surroundings into excessive cummies for consumption.

HIT👊OR YIFF🦊, I GUESS🤔THEY NEVER🚫YIFF🐾HUH? YOU😲GOT✔️A FUR-FRIEND🙊 I BET🎰HE DOESN'T🙅KNOT💄💦YA! POP 💋 HE GON'👉GLOMP🤗ANOTHER😐GIRL💃AND HE WON'T🚫MISS YA! 😪 HE GON'😋POUNCE 🐅AND GO OWO LIKE WHAT😏IS THIS?🍆 NYA~ 😻

Wanna know why I hate furries? It's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ to body ratio. I've seen gay yiff where the where the ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than the head. Sometimes, the ratio is so outta whack that I had to do some math. And it turns out, the penis would require so much blood to become hard, the furry would literally become unconscious from lack of blood in the brain. I can't enjoy hot gay dragons with the knowledge that their ♥♥♥♥ is so big it would render them unconscious. I just can't enjoy myself with that knowledge in my head.

owo what's dis

So it started off as a joke. I would say UwU and OwO after sentences that could be taken sexually when talking to fwiends and family. Eventually it just started blurting out at random. UwU dwis, OwO dwat. Then I started to pwull up random furry dwawings and pwetend to jerk off to it under a blanket near my fwiends as a joke uwu. At one point of anothwer I started actually masturbating to them. First duolingo owl, then yoshi from swuper Mario owo! And now I’m cursed with this burden uwu, of becoming a furry by accident. Pwease help :(

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

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+rep, chill dude to play dbd with, decent survivor.

+rep awesome fun guy to play with.

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