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He likes to creep around his home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but he just enjoys doing this. Maybe it’s his way of dealing with stress or something but he just does it about once every week. Generally he'll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then he'll walk around his house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in his bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in his goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ he finds on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I saw he was talking with his neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s him but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

mute yet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious

+rep funny guy, but also whimsi enjoyer and the only fellow mute I've met on the internet which is kinda neat i think

good friend, and a nice guy.

look who's talking POOB