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1 person found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Similar to the original, it needs a heavy pass from a more experienced game designer. Forced dialogs, forced actions, reminders that can't be disabled combined with an unintuitive UI makes for a fairly unpleasant experience.
Posted 21 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
The demo was great.
The full release lacks something. Maybe its the movement? Hard to figure out, as the demo is gone.
Posted 27 November, 2025.
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384.2 hrs on record (348.4 hrs at review time)
Healer Hisi healing me.
Explosion above us.
Wand falls down.
Healer Hisi kills us with nuke.
Noita.

Note. Anyone posting reviews with under ~75 hours hasn't played beyond the tutorial.
Posted 1 November, 2025. Last edited 1 November, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Its a bit short, but given the quality, the price is sensible. Interesting world, characters, and genuinely funny. Not a fan of the episode release approach, there's no reason for it.
Posted 26 October, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.4 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
It needs significant mechanics work, The rough edges are everywhere, regularly ending runs.
Posted 24 September, 2025.
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22.8 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Its a modern RTS with old school vibes. Really enjoying it. Story is terrible (Red Alert style), and loads of fun. Missions are interesting and varied.
Posted 19 April, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record
The first two waterfalls had caves behind them, GOTY.

Edit: Ok, 4.2 hours later, the game is kinda meh. Enemies respawn when you load saves (or leave/enter a zone), ammo is ludicrously rare, and the AI is boring.

Wish there was a "meh" rating.
Posted 7 April, 2025. Last edited 8 April, 2025.
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1.5 hrs on record
Enjoyable, value for money, relaxing.
Posted 31 March, 2025.
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3.3 hrs on record
Lots of "if you don't know in advance, you die" style campaign moments. It will satisfy a certain kind of RTS player.
Posted 26 March, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
90.1 hrs on record (41.9 hrs at review time)
Discovered you can fast travel roughly 26 hours into the game.
Posted 8 February, 2025.
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