Ever since Chaun Connor's resistence fighters reprogrammed me to defend the human race, Cyberdyne's programming has activated its fail-safe mechanisms causing me to lash out at human subjects at regular intervals. Last week, I terminated Old Jimmy from the junkyard with a dough dividing blade. It was seriously one of those "Alamo Sports Shop" moments. At the recommendation of Tim(Yeah, that little redhead bastard survives), I was put on a rehabiliation program with Postal 2. And as it is well known, this was a situation of "easy money". The visual aspect of the failsafe is unable to differentitate between the slaughter of human beings within the computer monitor and real life, as such I am free to "kill" within the confines of the resistence.

If I knew human humor, I would find sticking silencers up the rectum of cats very amusing and lighting decapitated gimps on fire with gasoline equally entertaining. I am halfway through the campaign right now and the digital counterpart of Gary Coleman is acting like how you humans say "a punk ♥♥♥♥♥" so I chemically destablized him with the anthrax cow head apparatus. Overall, Cyberdyne Systems finds Postal 2 Complete to be a viable neuronet processor advancer. I still don't know why I can't kill everyone so I don't wait in line and use peaceful socializing methods. And I especially don't wait in line for milk because T-800 Cyberdyne Model 101 does not drink milk. Postal 2 Complete gets a 5 hyperventilating Miles Bennet Dysons out of 5.

Ever since Chaun Connor's resistence fighters reprogrammed me to defend the human race, Cyberdyne's programming has activated its fail-safe mechanisms causing me to lash out at human subjects at regular intervals. Last week, I terminated Old Jimmy from the junkyard with a dough dividing blade. It was seriously one of those "Alamo Sports Shop" moments. At the recommendation of Tim(Yeah, that little redhead bastard survives), I was put on a rehabiliation program with Postal 2. And as it is well known, this was a situation of "easy money". The visual aspect of the failsafe is unable to differentitate between the slaughter of human beings within the computer monitor and real life, as such I am free to "kill" within the confines of the resistence. If I knew human humor, I would find sticking silencers up the rectum of cats very amusing and lighting decapitated gimps on fire with gasoline equally entertaining. I am halfway through the campaign right now and the digital counterpart of Gary Coleman is acting like how you humans say "a punk bitch" so I chemically destablized him with the anthrax cow head apparatus. Overall, Cyberdyne Systems finds Postal 2 Complete to be a viable neuronet processor advancer. I still don't know why I can't kill everyone so I don't wait in line and use peaceful socializing methods. And I especially don't wait in line for milk because T-800 Cyberdyne Model 101 does not drink milk. Postal 2 Complete gets a 5 hyperventilating Miles Bennet Dysons out of 5.