+rep great Demo :3

+rep miss the guy

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to '♥♥♥♥' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to '♥♥♥♥' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

meow :3

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+rep goofy goober