After careful consideration, I cannot under any circumstances recommend this giant heap of horse feces. I would rather spend a week getting waterboarded, railed out by 5 big black burly men, and steam rolled by a sweaty amazonian woman who calls herself George, than play this game for another minute. This game actually went above and beyond, the graphics looks like the turd I left in their moms basement, The gameplay looks like the turd I left in their dad's suit jacket, and the ai cheating their blatant ass off looks like the turd I will leave in every developers mouths while they beg for mercy just like I did the past 2 hours while the ai was dogging me behind the granary while all the apple orchard women watched. I cannot stress enough how the archers are useless now that a group of slaves can just run up and beat them to death just like my uncle did to my cousins coochie. If anyone out there enjoys playing this game they surely have been whipped just like the 30 slaves the ai keeps sending at you every ten seconds. Take the 40 dollars you were gonna spend on this game and go out, find a real life apple orchard, and get railed out behind the granary. It'll be a better and more memorable experience.

After careful consideration, I cannot under any circumstances recommend this giant heap of horse feces. I would rather spend a week getting waterboarded, railed out by 5 big black burly men, and steam rolled by a sweaty amazonian woman who calls herself George, than play this game for another minute. This game actually went above and beyond, the graphics looks like the turd I left in their moms basement, The gameplay looks like the turd I left in their dad's suit jacket, and the ai cheating their blatant ass off looks like the turd I will leave in every developers mouths while they beg for mercy just like I did the past 2 hours while the ai was dogging me behind the granary while all the apple orchard women watched. I cannot stress enough how the archers are useless now that a group of slaves can just run up and beat them to death just like my uncle did to my cousins coochie. If anyone out there enjoys playing this game they surely have been whipped just like the 30 slaves the ai keeps sending at you every ten seconds. Take the 40 dollars you were gonna spend on this game and go out, find a real life apple orchard, and get railed out behind the granary. It'll be a better and more memorable experience.