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Recent reviews by 4D Hyperdog

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6.8 hrs on record
There is no reason this game should be good. But somehow I am left constantly wishing features from this game were in other games. This actual April Fools joke has way more thought put in it and actual innovations for the genre that it is shocking this game didn't catch on more.

Also you can do the funny ragdoll and slav meme.
Posted 28 September, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
14.1 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
Mouse support makes this game AMAZING, yes it will be easier than classic but it is so much nicer to play. If you liked the original system shock and want to play it again with modern controls, give this a try. If you liked SS2 or bioshock and want to see the original, give this a try as well. It's an amazing game that doesn't require a walkthrough and its the cornerstone of horror cyberpunk. An amazing experience all the way until the end. 9/10
Posted 29 October, 2015.
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5.3 hrs on record
legit fun and cool point and click. Nice and short, not too long.
Posted 11 July, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
85.1 hrs on record (84.0 hrs at review time)
I acidentally killed all my friends and my high-school gym teacher saved the world using a plasma minigun.
10/10
Posted 16 December, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
327.3 hrs on record (34.3 hrs at review time)
Play as dig-dug on his raunchy X-rated adventure to save babes and get head before going to hell to fight the devil. This game has it all: Apes, Snakes, Rats, and at least 2 other animals.
Posted 1 January, 2014.
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1 person found this review funny
12.6 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Call me when we get to full-life. 5/10
Posted 1 January, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.5 hrs on record (26.7 hrs at review time)
There was so many guns, I is scared for my life
Posted 23 November, 2013.
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1.0 hrs on record
This Honestly might be the most nothing game ever created. Like, people put their heart and soul into this game, writing pages of lore and spending years devloping it. But then you play it, and you right click on some one, and it goes ok, and maybe there is a spell or two and then you die and come back, and you buy items and you arent sure if they did anything and then you win or lose and you hhave NO IDEA if it was because of you. 10/10
Posted 23 July, 2013. Last edited 1 January, 2014.
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1.7 hrs on record
You may be looking at this game and thinking "o boy i shure do luv cyka-naughts N dis buy da sam guys, IT MUST BE GOOD!"
no, not one bit. Double fine basically had an idea for a multiplayer game, and then somewhere along the lines they decided multiplayer sucked, but the game was based around it so then they made some sort of hybrid and that came out so bad they threw it away, and then they decided they wanted money so they gave it a smooth announcer and released it.
Posted 23 July, 2013. Last edited 1 January, 2014.
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0.9 hrs on record
This game is perfect if you would rather eat a fresh ♥♥♥♥ than burn a dollar.
Posted 1 February, 2013. Last edited 1 January, 2014.
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