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Ahh... Team Fortress 2...
You, my friend, are one of the greatest games on Earth.

Some people might look at this game and think, "This is just CoD, but with sandwiches!! LOL!!! #NOSCOPE!!!!"

Well, your wrong. First of all, this game plays a lot differently than CoD, and it ACTUALLY requires Team Work (hence the name TEAM Fortress). Second of all, it's "sandvich", not "sandwhich".

Yes, you can play this game without teamwork, and have a team full of spies, but that doesn't mean your going to win.
Infact, if the other team consists of atleast 3 Steam friends who all know eachother, then your screwed.

Two things that makes Team Fortress stand out from everyother FPS game, is the Classes, and the XP system.

The Classes:
SCOUT- The fastest of the pack. Run around an enemy player yelling "BONK!" while wacking people with your fish is just priceless.

SOLDIER- Like explosions, and destroying a group of enemies? If you said yes, just pull out your rocket launcher and say "HERE COMES BESSIE!!!" If you said no, then you have a health problem. Oh yeah, you can also use your rocket to make yourself fly. It's true.

PYRO- The mosted overpowered/hated class out of the 9. You see an enemy? Burn him. You see a Sniper? Burn him. You see a Spy pretending to be your team's Heavy? Burn him. Burning is love, burning is life.

DEMOMAN- Like the Soldier, but is used more commonly for defence. Launch sticky bombs on a hallway, and wait for some moron to walk by and get blown up. Classic.

HEAVY- With a chaingun named Sasha to your left, a Sandvich to your right, and with a semi-smart Medic behind you, things are going to die. A LOT of things are going to die.

ENGINEER- Is your team stupid? Does the enemy team keep capturing the objective/stealling the "flag"? YOU are the LAST line of defencce. Build a sentry, and watch as the enemy's team entrails spill from the sky.

MEDIC- Heal people, get praised by your teammates, and watch as the Heavy your healing destroys countless rows of enemy scum.

SNIPER- No scoper, or no no scoper, it's always good to have a hidden Sniper vanquish the sneaky people who think they can get past your eyes.

SPY- Engineers and Snipers are a problem for you, eh? Don't worry, with the Spy kit, you can turn invisible, place down sentry-destorying bombs called "Sappers", knife Snipers in the back, and even disguise as the enemy team!

The "XP" System:
The way you obtain items in TF2 is very different than the way you get gear in other games. It's not about the number of kills you get, or even how well you do in the game. You could even do NOTHING and still get items! "Well, how do I do such a wonderful thing?!" The answer to that question, my friend, is to play the game. Yes, you heard it here folks! The more you play the game, the more loot you get! Wonderful, yes yes, I know.

Also, caution:
This game contains a little thing called, "hats". It is a method for Valve to steal your money. Watch out!

For those of you who are looking for an excuse to buy this game, look no more.

Garry's Mod (or GMod, as the 'cool' kids call it) is a game where you can do ANYTHING. No, I'm not exaggerating, you can literally do ANYTHING ANYWHERE. Do you want to fight an endless hoard of zombies inside of the Krusty Krab? Do you want to destroy an evil race of Teletubbies overtaking McDonalds? Do just want to simply build a flying couch to get to the Cheese Planet? Well, you can do all this and more, with a few downloads from the EXTENSIVE Garry's Mod Steam Workshop! Just simply browse over the mod you want inside of the Workshop, and click "subscribe" and WHAM-OH! You got your self a satisfying new addition to your game. Easy. right? Yeah, yeah, I know.

WARNING: Garry's Mod's Mods get SUPER addicting. At one point, I found myself with a grand total of over 500 mods, and I still wanted more!

The only flaw with this game, however, is that some of the Workshop Mods require you to download other games before they can be usable, such as Counter Strike: Source, and the Half-Life 2 Episodes. So, it is EXTREAMLY RECOMMENDED that you buy the Counter Strike: Source/GMod bundle, because most of the fun Workshop Mods require Counter Strike: Source.

So now that you read this review, go buy the game. It's REALLY cheap, for how much fun memories comes out of this game. So come on, download it now! Now! Noooowww! DO EEIT NOIWWW!!!!

Still not satisfied yet, eh? Just search up "Seananners GMod" or "Venturian GMod" on YouTube for some great Garry's Mod let's plays.

If your reading this part, that means your stupid and your still hesitating to buy the game. Trust me, you want this sexy game.