Why do you mash throw on wakeup and in blockstrings?

You, yes you - why are you mashing throw on wakeup? And in the middle of my blockstrings?

Are you attempting to tech? I haven't thrown you once (it was the first HKD, in fact). What information did you have that made you choose throw? Would it be so bad if I did throw you? I don't have meter, it's not going to hurt that bad.

Do you have reads? Did you guess "I bet they will make a mistake and not time their meaty?" Did you think "oh I bet my opp will leave a 2 frame gap in their string instead of a 1 frame gap on accident?" Your read was that I would do a whoopsie?

Is it just funny? Are you just having a good time and it's silly memes to back throw someone during their offense?

Do you do it to test my ability to time things? If so, why do you continue to do it after I've taken 60% of your health?

Why are you mashing throw?

look at this lil shrimp

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Okay smart guy! Let's see YOU take a crack at it!

No, I will not "take a break." No, I will not "come back to it later." I will fight this boss again and again and crash out in the comments until the game let's me have fun again.

"That boss was easy, I killed it first try" No one asked. I'll kill you first try.

"That runback is pretty reasonable." No. It is not. I've just done it 11 times and I keep missing the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUMP so I think I know what I'm talking about.

"Use your tools, they do a lot of damage." I DON'T LIKE THEM. They're new and weird and I don't want to learn how.

"I'm happy Silk Song is challenging." I don't want you to be happy. Don't tell me you're happy. Your happiness makes me ANGRY. I hope your save gets corrupted and your thumbs fall off.

EDIT: Nevermind guys, I beat Moss Mother. Sorry about that.

Anyone else practice semen retention before a show?

I started retaining my semen a couple days before shows and I noticed I mosh a lot harder when I do. Curious if anyone else has tried this and what their results have been? Trying to figure out the optimum number of days I should be retaining my semen to get the most out of the pit

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