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38 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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59.3 hrs on record
The main plot is a meandering nothingburger that leaves pretty much everyone back where they started. As a consequence of the game desperately trying to relive the glory of Nanba's arc from 7, Ichiban feels like a gullible moron that brute force forgives everyone until they turn out to be a good guy. Nearly everything to do with Kiryu is cheap fan service, like having Daigo, Saejima and Majima be in 2 fights to ultimately serve no plot purpose. The side content forced onto you is exceptionally egregious, as, unlike in previous entries, it has absolutely 0 relevance to the overall story.
It is a shame, because the gameplay and certain bits of the story are actually good, but considering everything else it's just not worth it.
Posted 21 August, 2025.
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365 people found this review helpful
59 people found this review funny
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23.9 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
killing myself
Posted 14 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
game said i didn't really claim 3 months of idling because i had multiple characters even though i only had a single character idling absolutely unplayable and ♥♥♥♥ the achievement and ♥♥♥♥ you
Posted 27 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
9.1 hrs on record
>watch partner take a piss
>get depressed
Posted 25 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.3 hrs on record
made my metal gear rise 10/10
Posted 11 February, 2022.
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30.2 hrs on record
you get to pistol whip a kiddy diddler
Posted 5 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
tomboy dog titties
Posted 8 January, 2022.
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109.6 hrs on record (69.3 hrs at review time)
online is fun, just leech off of others doing cayo and then b2b it yourself. also funny reddit number heeheehahaah
Posted 28 August, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
This game is what'd happen if postal 4 and apocalypse weekend had an incestuous bastard baby.

10/10 definitely worth the 0.58$ i paid for it
Posted 30 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
185.6 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
fun if you main scout and scout only
Posted 2 March, 2021.
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