I need a Deftones-themed hoofjob with syrup from a dorky autistic horseboy with round wireframe glasses under the Ohio Dennys covid patio table at 3 am while he vapes and is on his phone

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Idk y either i feel like ive seen it before..

i can't see why. thanks?

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