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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 620.3 hrs on record (569.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 29 Jun, 2016 @ 2:17pm

You take the blue p... portal, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red p... portal, you stay in Aperture, and I show you how deep the ra... the salt mine hole goes.

I took the blue portal. But the cryo-chamber ran out of energy, and I woke up in Aperture again, and I even see how deep the salt mine hole goes.

And the cake is still a lie.
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