Recent reviews by goodgoodnotbad

i have gaijin fatigue.

I'm pretty sure i'm autistic with hyper fixation on tanks, so you can guess this fill my need to sit for hours and absorve all the dopamine while looking at tanks, however, this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS. I have never felt more hatred towards other human beigns, but since i started playing this, i feel the mysanthropic rush to fire bomb this game company building. Why? let's check it out:

-They sell tanks. That's fine right? It's a free game and they need money somehow. No, They sell premium versions of overpowered tanks that removes all the fun of playing and grinding. Try playing your WW2 tank that fires 1 round/9s while theres a swedish auto-loader that fires rounds 1s that can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill your entire team (seal clubbing mfs use this ♥♥♥♥)

-Map Design ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks and they don't care about spawn camping. long range maps that enables spawn-to-spawn engagement and maps promote the "cattle" movement, where you basically have 3 paths to objective and yeah, that's it

-objective? lmao, it doesn't matter. kill and farm your opponents, nobody cares if you win/lose. There's no incentive to play as a team here.

-grinding is terrible. Your tank broke down? You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you can't repair. You'll sit and wait for some good soul to help you repair your tank since you can't do ♥♥♥♥ and become useless. Ah, Repairing an ally takes time, why would you waste your time repairing a stock tank? you are losing the opportunity to move to a decent location repairing a stock tank? a guy that probably will die in the next 2 minutes? ♥♥♥♥ no

-the mechanics in this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. your shell hit an enemy and did nothing? even though you can pen it? Well, you see, there's this thing called "volumetric armor/shell" that simply makes your shot do ♥♥♥♥. Now, why this exists? Because they have spent time moddeling the tanks and you gotta appreciate the "hyper realistic" detailed version of the model, okay???

♥♥♥♥ this game, ♥♥♥♥ Gaijin and i hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liking tanks

PEAK is indeed PEAK

I can't belive that i'm not able to recommend this game anymore.

The Update of 15 July simply took all the fun of the game. The "difficulty" option took all the life the game and instead made it into a brainless FPS where your enemies have insane aim (it seems that even your average gang dude is now a Delta force operator) and use squad tactics while being broke, how is that possible? All this while your SWAT AI got dumber and take unnecessary fire for not returning fire.
And for the top of the cherry, they made non-lethal option useless since suspects now are more resistant to effects, why?? The game already had it's own difficulty and it was alright, considering that cleaning an area filled with suspects needed much care with corners, now good luck trying to clean a room without bleeding or losing a limb.

i met a femboy while playing this

screw the gnome, the neighborhood and the damned larvae

the time i wasted playing this could've be used for greater purposes, yet, here i am, still playing this.

i wasted half of my life playing this ♥♥♥♥, could've a girlfriend or even a job. 10/10

♥♥♥♥ this greedy capitalistic company that spawned a hole cancer across gaming with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gambling.