spider

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I saw this guy at the grocery store yesterday I told him how cool it was to run into him but then he started screaming huh like a villager from Minecraft I was in shock but he kept screaming huh huh huh huh and closing his hand shut in front of my face I walked away and kept shopping and I heard him chuckle as I walked off when I came to pay I saw him trying to walk out with like 15 Mars bars in his hands without paying the anime girl at the counter was very nice and professional and was like Sir you need to pay for those first at first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her but eventually he turned back around and brought them to the counter and

then when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent electrical inter fentanyl and then turned around and winked at me I don’t even think that’s a word after she scanned each bar and put them into a bag and started to say the price he kept interrupting her by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ really loudly

i dont speak chud... :/