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0.0 hrs on record
I LOVE this dlc because it has very cool divisions and I have to bee a bit patrotic but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the czechoslovaks are weak. Playing the campaing against medium AI and they are wiping the floor with me. AT planes cant hit ♥♥♥♥. AA cant hit ♥♥♥♥. 1 Leopard A2 solos 4 T-55. The arty is spamy good but the BVP-1s are super ♥♥♥♥. Eaven if the malyutka hits the enemy it normaly does 5% damage. PLS BUFF CZSK
Posted 16 October, 2025. Last edited 16 October, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
72.8 hrs on record (57.0 hrs at review time)
I feel like theese are the 5 things they NEED to add:

- Multiplayer: no idea why not, adleast dedicated servers
- Ressuply: some way to connect the outside to the battleground
- Medevac: get some points back for evacuating them or healing them
- Soldier formations: troops are just balls of guns so them interacting with building or vehicles would be cool
- Better AI: it attacks in waves at the same point over and over and exposes its troops eaven tho it clearly sees 5 other tanks died infront of it
- Trenches/Fortifications: AB already has this so just improving apon it and mixing it with the troop interaction would be gold
Posted 27 December, 2023.
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128.5 hrs on record (50.4 hrs at review time)
copy of World of Tanks
Posted 3 October, 2022.
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44.5 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
There is an auto sort feature 100/10 best game get this game just because of this really auto-sort.

10/10 will sort more.
Posted 16 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
64.2 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same f***ing thing... over and over again expecting... sh*t to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I played another random battle. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these f***ing pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same f***ing thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different. All camping in bushes and going against a tier 9 as a 7 and getting killed by gold ammo spammer but somehow i kept playing.

8/10 Brings back memories but needs more game modes (not seasonal) also pls remove APCR
Posted 21 October, 2021. Last edited 26 November, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
51.9 hrs on record (26.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i shat my brand new pants while playin
Posted 10 October, 2021.
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467.0 hrs on record (34.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Boom boom. Crash crash. Smash explode. Its a game with cars that you can destroy. Or take a joy ride. Up to you as this game has very detailed maps and mod support. Try it yourself and you have a game what you can relax with some music in the backround. Or doom music with what you JUST MAKE EVERYTHING BURN

I rate it 9/10 as it takes alot of space but good for some driving vibes
Posted 10 November, 2020.
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375.6 hrs on record (54.8 hrs at review time)
This game would be better than any FPS if it would be connected to steam and not uplay. Like really what are you doing ubisoft. But anyway game is good if you like to torture you PC. Like me. And i like the idea of different classes. But 1 day there will be to many to add and well it will die out slowly. But for now its doing very good and people play it.

I rate it 8/10. You have to have a big brain to play it and with friends its always better.

NEW RATING

Good game but the devs are ♥♥♥♥. Adding more operators without fixing the old ones. Changing the ui every ♥♥♥♥♥♥ time and making it worse. Its hard enough to add a friend through stupid ubisoft connect and uplay but inviting is even harder. I hope the devs get fired and let one guy just fix this mess of a cash grab game.
Posted 10 November, 2020. Last edited 6 December, 2022.
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23.7 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
It may not have High resolution or cool animations or fully rendered world. But what it has is a good story line and a very enjoyable gameplay. Sometimes you just need a little less expectations and look where games came from.

Love it 10/10. And if you dont have this game and youre looking for new this is the one to buy.
Posted 10 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,094.1 hrs on record (97.8 hrs at review time)
I love sandbox/building games. You have freedom over what you do. This game just takes in a step further. With giant battles and explosions and destruction. You do need a good PC but seeing your own creation battle through the waves as battle drums play in the backround. conquering the map step by step. making enemies and friends making everything bigger and finally at the end you sit down for a while and look back where you started.

But 10/10 would play again and recommend.
Posted 10 November, 2020.
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