Recent reviews by calejohna

coolio

ok

it good ok

what the frick

finish the game lol

--{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ it's ok
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ no

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☑ Rich boy xd
☐ Rob NASA of their computers

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ PUBG with hackers

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ Makes you think Heroes and Generals was child's play

---{Story}---
☐ If you want story, then go read a book.
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☑ Lovley
☐ Detroit: Become Human

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ Longer than me crying at night (so centuries)

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Might as well burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Hunt down the Freeman
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.

All in all dinosaurs are cool.

it ok

games dead lol

this game is extremely unrealistic, in real life people cannot have floating speech bubbles over them. other than that, its as realisic as vr porn

realism 11/10

Yes