Recent reviews by Crusty Burgerhead

Ran around.
Got eaten by a bear in the first 10 seconds.
Discovered the handgun in my inventory.
Shot a wolf in the head with eight 9mm rounds.
Got eaten by the wolf anyway.
Requested refund.

No, Mr. Bond, we're not "finna shoot dice." The game is Fights In Tight Spaces.

She had legs that would make the Pope kicked out a stained glass window. But her boyfriend had shoulder blades in two different area codes so I moved on. It's what I am, it's what I do. It's my job.

Dig for hours so you can make crap and then sell it so you can buy some equipment. And the dig for a few hours more.

How about a game where you watch paint dry or grass grow?

-Chased ships I could never catch
-Restarted two campaigns from scratch because of the famous "slow-mo" bug
-Uninstalled, tried to get a refund but was told I played over 2 hours

So yeah. that was my U-Boat experience.

Good management game. Quite the detailed sim, gives you some sympathy for the airlines

Would you like some more beans?

Age Of Empires, except instead of building an empire for 2-3 hours and getting walloped by an enormous army you get crushed by a giant ogre.

Grow weeds, collect shells, fight bugs. That's about it.

I'm not a claustrophobic guy but this game turned me into one. And that's a good thing.

The incredibly immersive environment sucks you into this world with lots to explore and discover, with an underlying plot driving the story to a satisfying conclusion. Equal parts scary and amusing, this one's a keeper.