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Turkmenistan



should be given the chance to "serve the community" by redecorating the
homes of the elderly, lending a new terror to old age and, given
Ankh-Morpork's crime rate, leading to at least one old lady having her
front room wallpapered so many times in six months that now she could only
get in sideways.
(Feet of Clay)
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A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
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We are each entitled to our own opinion, but no one is entitled to his
own facts.
-- Patrick Moynihan
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'If you sow dragons' teeth, you should get dragons. Not fighting skeletons. What did it say on the packet?'
'I don't know! The myth never said anything about them coming in a packet!'
'Should have said "Comes up Dragons" on the packet.'
(Interesting Times)
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Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.
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