[ALL] ● Kaga‎: kiss my ass

Please give up adultery, give up masturbation, do not watch reports of all kinds, and do not watch videos with sexually provocative content. Repent of the karma you have created, resolve not to repeat it from now on. Often recite Buddha's name for peace of mind and body.
Namo Amitabha Buddha.

I would like to repent of my sins of lust, and my thoughts, actions, and lewd words to incite the lust of others from eons to now.
Namo Praying for Repentance Bodhisattva Mahasattva.
Namo Amitabha Buddha.

I would like to repent of all my sins that I have created: body, speech, and mind caused from countless kalpas up to now. I hope the unjust family members will give me a chance, forgive me, recite the holy name of Amitabha Buddha with me, and be reborn in the West of ecstasy.

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[ALL] ● Kaga‎: shut your ass up b1tch

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