Zakar patah merupakan kecederaan yang sangat sakit. Antara tanda-tanda zakar patah adalah bunyi patah, hilang ketegangan zakar secara tiba-tiba atau terdapat lebam gelap di zakar ekoran darah yang keluar dari silinder. Kadang-kadang tiub yang mengosongkan air kencing dari badan (uretra) juga boleh rosak dan darah mungkin kelihatan di bahagian lubang kencing zakar.” – Mayo Clinic

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im in love with you

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my nipple, i felt his hard penis push against my balls. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this bij.