I WENT TO THE TEST SCREENING.

I SAW IT.

And I’m telling you right now - DO NOT WATCH THE NEW MINECRAFT MOVIE.

It’s NOT what they’re advertising it to be. It’s not some “fun family adventure film”. - I know it’s not being marketed as one but please, LISTEN TO ME, ITS A HORROR. That isn’t even the right word to use… It’s something else. SOMETHING WRONG.

I went to see it in the theater with about 30 other critics. The movie started off normal, but it just felt off. The colours were muted, the music sounded dull. And then halfway through the movie I noticed something.

The people around me weren’t blinking.

-rep no life its sad

Je dois ma vie à Pokimane J'ai eu un horrible accident de voiture J'étais dans le coma pendant 6 mois L'infirmière est passée au flux de Pokimane et je me suis soudainement réveillé et j'ai commencé à me sentir mieux Cela m'a donné une haleine fraîche Je me suis même abonné à sa chaîne pendant que J'étais sous respirateur Merci Pokimane

TRUE

this guy simply does not miss..