i wanted to leave a bad comment after the last deadlock match but i didnt know that you just downloaded this game with your friends

I know this guy have a massive schlong, it's so big he's basically a tripod

This guy has divine shield on macro for sure..
I gambled all my gold on ONE duel and he DIVINE SHIELDED LAST SECOND!!??
Now i have NOTHING.
My wife died in a factory explosion.. please..

What the F are these comments?

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby.
I await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

virgin and bad