Do not put your penis in a blender

The amount of pain you would feel would be huge. No matter how tempting or sexy, it is not worth it. Even if it will stop you from losing NNN, just don’t. There are no benefits of doing this, only downsides.

One: you lose your penis

Two: you will probably never probably want to use that blender again, costing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to get another one.

Three: the amount of money for the medical bills may kill you. It may cost even more if you or someone else is unable to drive you to the hospital

Overall you just shouldn’t put your penis in a blender. Thank you for coming to my ted talk!

have an offer for ya, added mate.

WARNING:
I WILL PROBABLY BE THROWING IF WE ARE PLAYING INFERNO OR NUKE

heyya

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