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Recent reviews by willy wonka

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2.9 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
i saw this game randomly on youtube, and it caught my attention enough to try it. i'm so glad i did, because this game has the JUICE. tony hawk meets sky diving meets pizza tower in an insane, high-octane, score chaser. you're tricking back and forth between items, popping champagne and snake venom, while you spiderman between flaming debris that threatens to cave in your skull and break your 100-combo streak. You're bullet timing through suitcases and trolley carts, snowboarding through the air while looking for snacks and chasing after gameboys and blackboxes as you're hoping, praying that you can keep up your momentum until you slam the ground with your skull.

are you keeping up with the plot? do i need to say anymore? yes?? then go play it for yourself!!
Posted 30 January. Last edited 1 February.
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19.5 hrs on record
oOoOoH sPoOooOoOOkY

what a great piece of media for those crisp october nights. the multimedia thing was really cool, the story has intrigue and has some really interesting theming around software (no spoilers). the best compliment i can give is that it makes me want to play daniel mullins' other games out there.
Posted 12 November, 2025. Last edited 12 November, 2025.
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15.5 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
don't believe ign. this remaster is really good, and one of the more standout examples of when developers listen to community criticism to refine what was already a solid product, on top of just giving more. its honestly on par with the quality of the resident evil remake, minus the obvious graphical leap. there is no reason to buy the original, this is undoubtedly the definitive version of the game.
Posted 13 October, 2025. Last edited 13 October, 2025.
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4.0 hrs on record
its not particularly spectacular, and the gameplay is kinda meh, but if you have 3 hours and a steam sale going on, it's worth checking out to just cruise around the ocean environments.
Posted 1 October, 2025. Last edited 1 October, 2025.
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11.9 hrs on record
this is for people who wish they could bring a gun into those carnival haunted houses.
Posted 30 September, 2025.
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147.6 hrs on record (104.9 hrs at review time)
silksong is what any sequel should try to be. it iterates, expands, and challenges everything that hollow knight was to create not just one of the best indie games, but one of the best metroidvania games.
Posted 19 September, 2025. Last edited 19 September, 2025.
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0.6 hrs on record
it felt somewhat underbaked, but the world was intriguing enough to be a positive experience. i'll keep my eye on this one.
Posted 10 June, 2025.
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1.2 hrs on record
fun little jaunt with a lot of expression in its movement.
Posted 10 June, 2025.
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1.0 hrs on record
a charming little demo that reminds of link's awakening and castlevania, mixed with some dark souls mechanics. colorful and difficult, i have total faith in yacht club with what was presented in the demo.
Posted 10 June, 2025.
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2.1 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
unbelievable how good this is. i didn't think a true sequel to the nes games could be made without compromising what made them so special. fluid animation, silky smooth gameplay, and a ball-busting difficulty without the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the original games. the demo was super impressive, and i can't wait to see what the full game offers.
Posted 9 June, 2025.
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