For 20 thousand pesos a week I offer my services online, these include: -Good morning and good night messages 💖 -1 30-minute call listening to your problems 🤍 -Lots of encouragement and good nights ♡(｡- ω -) -Watch 1-2 chapters of your favorite anime or manga with you :uwu:

For 5 thousand pesos more, 3 audios are included talking to you in a Chinese doll voice (≧▽≦)

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Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc, and until I've had my coffee, I don't give eeffoc

This subreddit has ruined my life. When I talk to people I've started saying "I don't give a swag" instead of "I don't give a ♥♥♥♥". It was funny at first, but it's become deep rooted in my brain. All the time, I just don't give a swag. My friend called me because he was sad his cat died, I replied "I don't give a swag" without thinking and now he's not talking to me. My girlfriend wants to take a break because she said she can't be with someone who uses meaningless phrases so obsessively and she's concerned for my wellbeing. My teacher emailed me to say that I need to go over the material again as I failed my last test. As you can probably guess, the only thing I said in reply was how little swags I gave. And the worst part of it all, is that I genuinely do not give a swag. I don't care to change this behavior and it will only get worse.

Redditors are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying. They will argue all day, talk ♥♥♥♥ to you, go through your entire post history like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ detective. Like ♥♥♥♥ off. Redditors think they’re so damn cool. Well I won’t be apart of this loser club anymore. I’m outta here ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Enjoy Reddit. Enjoy your miserable lives. Hahahahahaaahahaah. I’m outta here.

While you losers are on reddit jerking off all day like some gooner. You scroll through subreddits looking for porn to jerk off to and cry yourself to sleep knowing that you will never get a girl. Every damn day it’s like that. For you guys right. Not me though. Im outta here. Im gonna get a real girlfriend and I’m gonna have sex. Real sex. Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my hand or some toy like a damn loser. Im gonna get a job and get rich. 🤙🤙🤙🤙♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get money. 🤑🤑🤑 so long ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Im outta here. I got a good life ahead of me.