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New York-Style Bagel Recipe
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Ingredients
2 teaspoons / 6 g active dry yeast
4 ½ teaspoons / 19 g granulated sugar
1 ¼ cups / 300 ml warm water (you may need ± ¼ cup /60 ml more)
3 ½ cups / 440 g bread flour or high gluten flour (you may need up to 1/2 cup / 60g for kneading)
1 ½ teaspoons / 6 g salt
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Instructions
(((1))) In ½ cup /120ml of the warm water, pour in the sugar and yeast. Do not stir. Let it sit for five minutes, and then stir the yeast and sugar mixture until it all dissolves in the water.

(((2))) Mix the flour and salt in a large bowl. Make a well in the middle and pour in the yeast and sugar mixture.

(((3))) Pour 1/3 cup / 80ml of warm water into the well. Mix and stir in the rest of the water (the scant 1/2 cup / 100ml that is remaining), as needed. Depending on where you live, you may need to add an additional couple tablespoons to about ¼ cup/60ml of water. You want a moist and firm dough after you have mixed it.

(((4))) On a floured countertop, knead the dough for about 10 minutes until it is smooth and elastic. Try working in as much flour as possible to form a firm and stiff dough.

(((5))) Lightly brush a large bowl with oil and turn the dough to coat. Cover the bowl with a damp dish towel. Let rise in a warm place for 1 hour, until the dough has doubled in size. Punch the dough down, and let it rest for another 10 minutes.

(((6))) Carefully divide the dough into 8 pieces (I used a scale to be extra precise, but it’s not necessary). Shape each piece into a round. Now, take a dough ball, and press it gently against the countertop (or whatever work surface you’re using) moving your hand and the ball in a circular motion pulling the dough into itself while reducing the pressure on top of the dough slightly until a perfect dough ball forms (as pictured). Repeat with 7 other dough rounds.

(((7))) Coat a finger in flour, and gently press your finger into the center of each dough ball to form a ring. Stretch the ring to about ⅓ the diameter of the bagel and place on a lightly oiled cookie sheet. Repeat the same step with the remaining dough.

(((8))) After shaping the bagels and placing them on the cookie sheet, cover with a damp kitchen towel and allow to rest for 10 minutes. Meanwhile, preheat your oven to 425ºF / 220ºC / Gas Mark 7.

(((9))) Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Reduce the heat. Use a slotted spoon or skimmer to lower the bagels into the water. Boil as many as you are comfortable with boiling. Once the bagels are in, it shouldn’t take too long for them to float to the top (a couple seconds). Let them sit there for 1 minute, and then flip them over to boil for another minute. Extend the boiling times to 2 minutes each, if you’d prefer a chewier bagel (results will give you a more New York-Style bagel with this option).

(((10))) If you want to add toppings to your bagels, do so as you take them out of the water. Alternatively, you can use an egg wash to get the toppings to stick before baking the bagels. You may want to use the “Optional Toppings” listed above to top the bagels. Use just one topping, or a combination to make your own Everything Bagel Seasoning.

(((11))) Once all the bagels have boiled (and have been topped with your choice of toppings), transfer them to an oiled or parchment-lined baking sheet.
Bake for 20 - 25 minutes, or until golden brown (I usually err on the side of 20 minutes).
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Autisticus the Unwise 11 hours ago 
Happened to a coworker of mine. I work at a bagel factory and we have this long bagel stick for picking up multiple bagels and transferring them to the bagel staging area. Well, this coworker loved bagels and loved scooping bagels with the bagel stick even more and I think you know where this is heading, so one shift, he takes one bagel stick and duct tapes it to another bagel stick for a super bagel stick and starts sticking it through bagel bagel hole after bagel hole until there's just way to many bagels to handle and I tried to tell him there were too many bagels on that thing and that a bagel stick can't handle the weight of that many bagels and then a few other bagel factory workers gathered around with worry in their eyes as a my ex-coworker delicately balanced the bagels on the bagel stick and slowly raised it in the air like a bagel tower and he did look like he was in over his head as the bagels on the bagel stick and he was trying to head towards the bagel staging area but
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