I own a Vinquibus for Home Defense... Since that is what the Seven Intended.
4 rotting Grineer ruffians break into my orbiter...
"By the void?"
As I equip my Movember mustache'd Limbo Prime and Bayonet weapon.
Blow an energy orb sized whole in the first rotting clone, he is dead on the spot.
Draw my Knell Prime on the second Grineer, miss him entirely because one drunk night I had it modded with Magnum Force, and it nails my Kubrows leg.
I have to resort to the Kuva Zarr from the arsenal modded for Corrosive and Blast.
"Tally ho lads ! "
The explosive rounds shred through the two Grinner and leave a wake of destruction within the Orbiter for Ordis to shout at me non stop over.
Switch The Viquibus to melee mode I charge at the last terrified rapscallion.
He bleeds out waiting for his death since Grineer have no hope of rescue since they are just disposable clones.
Just as the Seven intended.

Ik ben een #Otaku en geen #Weeaboo

Als je die niet kunt onderscheiden, kan ik misschien moorden en niet moorden niet onderscheiden.

/#IkBenInHetBezitVanEenKatana

can we honestly e date? I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games tal

x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my ni**les are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

a good squish for a good fish
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First my wife forces me to be in a polyamorous relationship with all of my dnd party and now the DM is making us do an adam sandler themed campaign! Theres a questline where we have to guide Billy Madison through school, another one where you have to survive through the eight nights of hannukah, one where you had to get the opal from uncut and now we're doing a quest to help happy gilmore win the PGA tour! Probably rhe worst quest was when everyone did 50 first dates with my wife as drew barrymore's character where they all roll to have sex with her on the boat! I wanna do normal dnd quest but my wife gets so mad at me when i try to change it, help me!

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I own izanagis burden for home defense, since that’s what the founding vanguard intended. Four dregs break into my house. “What the rust devils?” As I grab my Loreley splendour and Black armoury rifle. Blow a ascendant shard sized hole through the first fallen, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my erianas vow on the second man, miss him entirely because it has no airborn effectiveness and nails the neighbors war beast. I have to resort to the scorch cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with solar energy, “Tally ho lads” the charged shot shreds two fallen in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off sparrow alarms. Fix glaive and charge the last terrified scavenger. He Bleeds out waiting on the kell to arrive since 2ft deep wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding vanguard intended.

Ever since I crafted my version 3 Ikelos smg my personal life has improved dramatically. Its iconic 750 rpm sounds is music to my ears. The gun feels amazing and especially when I reload after a kill and shoot something it just annihilates everything in front of me with voltshot. It makes the D1 alpha vets and their timelost Fatebringer drop their jaws in awe at the utter destruction this thing can unleash. It makes the Tarrabah abusers run away in fear for their lives because this thing melts them from even further when I have killing wind on. All in all a very solid gun that would highly recommend crafting. 100% worth selling your soul to Luke Smith by shooting mobs in front of a loot cave for 2 hours to get this thing to where it needs to be.

so easy, imagine having to switch weapons and camp but still lose

Ever since I got my god roll Timelost Fatebringer, my personal life has improved dramatically. There is no shortage of friends that want to be around me while this thing is in my hand. My messages are busier than my original AOL email inbox that got sold to a million data marketers. Plus, with every shot and its subsequent flashy explosion, throngs of blueberries and D1 vets flock to my position, to the point of having to cover my face with Rahool’s hoodie while he escorts me to my sparrow.

you're tbagging because you won against me while be stacked with a guilded unbroken? you're a true gamer.

Why are you stalking me

ur not playing trials bruh

You a bish

case you wondered, the Claudette than ran into the locker... had ds xD
GGWP ignoring the bait :P

+rep noobie 360s a rank 6 spirit 3 times OP AF MY DUDE

noob

way better than me

yo ♥♥♥♥♥

BAZZA