I own a Vinquibus for Home Defense... Since that is what the Seven Intended.
4 rotting Grineer ruffians break into my orbiter...
"By the void?"
As I equip my Movember mustache'd Limbo Prime and Bayonet weapon.
Blow an energy orb sized whole in the first rotting clone, he is dead on the spot.
Draw my Knell Prime on the second Grineer, miss him entirely because one drunk night I had it modded with Magnum Force, and it nails my Kubrows leg.
I have to resort to the Kuva Zarr from the arsenal modded for Corrosive and Blast.
"Tally ho lads ! "
The explosive rounds shred through the two Grinner and leave a wake of destruction within the Orbiter for Ordis to shout at me non stop over.
Switch The Viquibus to melee mode I charge at the last terrified rapscallion.
He bleeds out waiting for his death since Grineer have no hope of rescue since they are just disposable clones.
Just as the Seven intended.

Ik ben een #Otaku en geen #Weeaboo

Als je die niet kunt onderscheiden, kan ik misschien moorden en niet moorden niet onderscheiden.

/#IkBenInHetBezitVanEenKatana

can we honestly e date? I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games tal

x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my ni**les are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

a good squish for a good fish
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