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Resident Evil Requiem is an absolute ride from start to finish.

It’s honestly the perfect mix: you get that classic combat from the RE2, RE3, and RE4 remakes, but with the pure psychological dread of 7 and Village. The balance is spot on and made the game so fun to play.

Special mention to Grace’s voice actress: she’s incredible. You can really feel the fear and anxiety in her voice from the very first second.

From a technical end: running it on max settings with upscaling, I was hitting 90-120 FPS (sometimes even more) and it looked gorgeous.

Whether you’re a long term fan or you’re just starting, Requiem is definitely worth trying.

Jedi Survivor is a fantastic sequel to Fallen Order.

If you liked the first game, this one will absolutely blow your mind.

It's so bugged that it makes me laugh.

8/10

I thought I had friends until I played this game.

¡Detrás de ti, imbécil!

GOTY more than deserved.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves just like flies
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Man

Is he strong?
Listen bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spider-Man

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Man

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Man

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves just like flies
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Man

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Man

What the flark am I supposed to write here?

The Cake is still a lie.

I do not recommend this game in this current state. I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone even if it was 50% off. It's hardly playable even on high-end computers.

Once again, we are in this position of mentioning that a big company released a AAA game without including core functionalities that would've made a huge difference. Not only that, but performance-wise Battlefield 2042 is a mess.

Some things are unacceptable, some are just ok and will probably be fixed in future updates. I'm not going to list them here because you will see more than 20.000 negative reviews mentioning what's going on with that.

The game is fun, that's for sure, but the lack of optimization and poor UX hit really hard.

I guess the future of the saga relies on "Battlefield Portal". You have a big opportunity to combine everything there and deliver an outstanding product.

We'll see what happens in the upcoming months.

Although I didn’t like the way things turned, I have to admit that this game is really good.

*that* house captured the essence of what P.T. could’ve been and, honestly, I haven’t felt so tense and disturbed by a game as I did with RE: Village. It was INSANE.

As happened with RE7, you might feel that it’s a completely different concept. Is this good? It’s up to you. For me, this is a positive change and I think Capcom is going in the right direction.

If you're into psychological horrors and action games, this will be a good choice for you.