asu
who cares
Medellin, Antioquia, Colombia
Whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not.

Who knows?
Not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

some guy playing video games more info in info box below
Whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not.

Who knows?
Not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

some guy playing video games more info in info box below
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bad gamer asu
last updated 09-01-2024

astonishingly average, never busy.


FAQ:
no one ever asks me questions


about me:
normally you'd start these kind of things with your name and whatnot, but i'm gonna start with a whole list of names. hello, i am: Lunar, Asu, Aserii, Assumptions, badgamerasu, Nintaii, erii, yoinked, yoink, eastghost, isckatevrythng, bottomfragger. i'm an average gamer who, if you have me added on steam, you probably know me from APB: Reloaded. nowadays i play a lot of valorant, osu!, league of legends, and sometimes i'll play some apex or paladins. regrettably, ive been enjoying apb again, so feel free to invite me to play. i'm open to trying out new games and if you invite me to a game i have or is free, i'll probably join you! i'm horrible at starting conversations, but i promise if i added you or added you back, i do want to talk to you. anyway, more info below.

favorite color(s): cyan/purple

favorite game: i hate every game i play equally. but i play valorant the most, so i guess valorant.

VAC Banned...?: yeah man, i hit LE legit, in my LE lobbies there were tons of spinbotters and just outright blatant cheaters. i got tired of it and cheated as well. lasted like a week before just getting banned lol.

Apex Legends Rank: Platinum IV

Valorant Rank: Ascendant 1

favorite song: 17250 - gla1ve

laptop specs:
CPU: intel i7 something idk im too lazy to dxdiag
GPU: nvidia rtx 3060
RAM: 16GB
Refresh Rate: 144hz
SSD: 1tb
Mouse: logitech g pro superlight 2
Headset: razer blackshark headset
i don't really have much else to share. thanks for taking the time to read this.

have a wonderful day <3

quotes from friends that i find hilarious

OROD about Russians:
[12:17 AM]
orod:
He said my mom is a ♥♥♥♥♥ and I’m like bro don’t even say a word about my mom when your mom is a commie, remember everyone gets a piece of her

[10:56 AM]
orod: I’m trying to spread her legs like a melted grilled cheese deluxe ~ OROD 2020

vitrorax -rep'ing me:
s-s-s-stutterg0d Oct 18, 2019 @ 4:05pm
-rep saw him scoop ranch out of a jar and L I C C it
winnie the pooh style

[Friday 12:22 PM]
Sam:
u will never be as gay as me
asu

[11:06 PM]
Sam:
im gay
time to update ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[11:06 PM]
Asu.:
fk

[11:06 PM]
Sam:
kid ur gonna need a live action counter
better get that showcase out



sam's "i'm gay" count: 280
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