WORDS OF AFFIRMATION by jacob wysocki

"you are a regular guy. you can enter a space. you are a regular guy. you can enter a room. you are a regular guy. you can do that transaction. you are a regular guy. you know how to answer the phone. you are a regular guy. you know what sleep is. you are a regular guy. you know how to wake up. you are a regular guy. you know how to move through space. you are a regular guy. you know what it means to be you."

REPEAT DAILY, OR WHENEVER NEEDED.


i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a ♥♥♥♥ about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.


collect my pronouns - genderman


Rules of DIY:

if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn
if it's an art, rules are not your concern
make it ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up or you won't make it
if it's already broken, you can't break it
anything can be fixed with gorilla glue
except for pleather, and also you


*all lines of text are tumblr epics


call me the dong gobbler the way i be gobbling dongs

if i dont get him im gonna make someone pee their pants

is sympatheticest like selfcest but instead of kissing urself ur trying to make urself feel better.

if you open your drawer and you see a weirdly glowing wet rabbit that's me. did i find the ghosts or did they find me? idk

rip 2 u amoebas i was swaggin out

jerma is anyone. jerma is everyone.